世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 g}x(hF  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 5/MKzoB  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4x;_AN  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ +B}0=Ex$t  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ X4|4QgY  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have ~P.I<  
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 BU|#e5  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 W-efv
 
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ wkUlrL/~  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... c{3wk7  
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 T;5r{{  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! Q~{H@D`<  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ Oz: *LZ
 
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 2`GOJ,$  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 &;&ho+qD  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 TZR)C P5  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 [ic87
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15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! _)T5lEFl=  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? '' O7=\  
小明：I am sorry five! J aTp}#  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! P!G858V(  
　　要钱没有，要命一条 c0&Rg#  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 T .FI'wy  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 虽

laugh down big tooth!

看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求闻达于网络 ?l
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但求开心此时代 8X[:j&@  
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"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................