世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 o{qr!*_3  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ =wWpP-J&  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 dUrElXbXd  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ op2Of<{h  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ JuR"J1MY  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have :ue:QSt(u  
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 '@|_OmcY  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 3g'S\G@  
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ipnV$!z   
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... 7c
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9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 \W5O&G-C  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 5zJj]A  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ z /KK)u(q  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 !%+2Yifna  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 !)"%),>}o  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 'VyM{:8  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 h` U?1xS  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! T3UMCqc=  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? K%<j=c  
小明：I am sorry five! 9
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16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! z?/1Kj}xG  
　　要钱没有，要命一条 '|]e<Mt-  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 oF9 -&  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 虽

laugh down big tooth!

看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求闻达于网络 FYS/##r  
但求开心此时代  X\}Y  
!!!

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"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................