世界上最强的中国式英文 [复制链接]

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 01v7_*'R  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ h%'4V<V  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 m# #( uSh  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ x:'M\c7  
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ cI}
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5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have `m
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nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 .XPcH(q  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此 m\a_0!K
 
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ WT(inf[  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... +B^(,qKMN  
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 Wn;B~  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! c2M-/ x-:  
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ {v&c5B~,\  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 @\-i3EhR  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 zh5'oE&[yC  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 l5sBDiir%  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 ]3.Un
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15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! QmQsNcF~z  
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 3w&fN3 1  
小明：I am sorry five! $Pa7B]A,Ae  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ;8WgbR)ZLU  
　　要钱没有，要命一条 5rG&Z5  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 qk}(E#.>F\  
18．you have two down son。你有两下　

哈哈哈哈，喷水~~~~~~~~~~

引用一句方言：lz服都服了.

呵呵，flashcat这句引用，正好是我想说的，四川方言。

走 召 弓 虽

laugh down big tooth!

看看我们中国人的英文水平吧,这就是为什么每年有那么多同学过不了CET4的原因.呵呵.

不求闻达于网络 NTiJEzW}  
但求开心此时代 1W-t})!a  
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"18．you have two down son。你有两下"最后少了一个"子"..................