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2006-04-09 18:45 |
世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~
1 世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~ YKc{P"'/ |
01．we two who and who？ M7> \Qk
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02．how are you ? how old are you? "D N `@
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03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you hW+Dko(s
不鸟我，我也不鸟你 `WW0~Tp3
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ YaT07X.(b
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ q%vUEQLBp
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05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 68!f cK
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06．you me you me v: 0i5h&M
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07．You Give Me Stop!! gPi_+-@
你给我站住！ |#B"j1D,H
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08．know is know noknow is noknow (~GFd7
知之为知之，不知为不知... C(P$, ;6
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09．WATCH SISTER NE4fQi?3
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! ZD{srEa/a
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ i=a LC*@
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 0R]CI
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13．heart flower angry open QBy*y $
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14．go past no mistake past f)x}_dw%
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15．小明：I am sorry! M::iU_
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16．If you want money,I have no; RX1{?*r]Z
if you want life,I have one! @;}H<&"
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 0?xiG SZV
我叫李老大，今年25。 ["<(\v9P)
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18．you have two down son。 %6'D!H?d
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19．as far as you go to die Dj+O sh
有多远，死多远！！！！ e}[w e :
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20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face N08n/u&cr,
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 ~bTae =FP
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22. seven up eight down ~+egu89'TU
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