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2006-04-09 18:45 |
世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~
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01．we two who and who？ ;&CLb `<y
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02．how are you ? how old are you? -V{"Lzrfug
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ a-|pSe*rx
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03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you ]P wS3:x
不鸟我，我也不鸟你 Wj,s /Yr:
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ M;< !C%K>
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ~;CNWJtcf(
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05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! iS+"J sz
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06．you me you me { DP9^hg
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07．You Give Me Stop!! 'u v=D
你给我站住！ KX9IC 5pR
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08．know is know noknow is noknow N8Rq7i3F?a
知之为知之，不知为不知... o%~fJx:]y
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09．WATCH SISTER #d$z W4ur2
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! Qn OgF 3t
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ X <8|uP4
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11．American Chinese not enough <e BmCrJ
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 36OQHv; &
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13．heart flower angry open VI4mEq ,V
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14．go past no mistake past >xo<i8<Miv
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15．小明：I am sorry! *Lrrl
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小明：I am sorry five! .B~yI3D`M
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16．If you want money,I have no; + 3. 9)w
if you want life,I have one! QDY uJ&!h
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 5lHt ~hB\
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18．you have two down son。 DI8I'c-P
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19．as far as you go to die @ xo8"kl
有多远，死多远！！！！ Awfd0L;9
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20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face Fu{VO~w
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 HqV55o5f'
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21. no three no four h *;c"/7
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