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2006-04-09 18:45 |
世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~
1 世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~ lSBu,UQP
01．we two who and who？ M)CQ|P
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02．how are you ? how old are you? ab>>W!r@!
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ e]D TK*W~
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03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you -S
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不鸟我，我也不鸟你 Je=k .pO1
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ tfP e-U
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ `9 Q O'^)
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05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! &o7"L;
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06．you me you me aR}I l&
彼此彼此 =A <a9@N}N
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07．You Give Me Stop!! y@Ak_]{b
你给我站住！ T:S[[#f{5
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08．know is know noknow is noknow /8LTM|(
知之为知之，不知为不知... @}hdMVi
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09．WATCH SISTER ]".SW5b_
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! c<5(c%a
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ im"3n=
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11．American Chinese not enough *q0 vp^?
美中不足 MmD1@fW32#
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 8GT4U5c
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13．heart flower angry open Lmj GU[L,@
心花怒放 5k `D f/
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14．go past no mistake past Z6_ fI
走过路过，不要错过 ?d@zTAI
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15．小明：I am sorry! 9&'HhJm
老外：I am sorry too! RpU.v
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小明：I am sorry five! {@
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16．If you want money,I have no; NJPp6RZ%
if you want life,I have one! >JT^[i8[
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. mE q>{l:
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18．you have two down son。 e6_`
你有两下子。 k1Sr7|
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19．as far as you go to die UiH5iZ<r;
有多远，死多远！！！！ -E-e!
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20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ->5[C0: ]
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 +=# @1k~
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