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2006-04-09 18:45 |
世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~
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01．we two who and who？ eo"XHP7ja
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02．how are you ? how old are you? Jx4~ o{Z}c
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ] HG> O g
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03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you WCI'Kh
不鸟我，我也不鸟你 xk aed
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ~;wR}s<}(
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ _xP@kN~
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05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! I =K<%.
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06．you me you me JQ\o[ t
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07．You Give Me Stop!! 5pE@ Ww
你给我站住！ wqXo]dX
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08．know is know noknow is noknow X =JAyxY
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09．WATCH SISTER . ityudT<
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! n]wZ7z
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ "&kXAwe
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11．American Chinese not enough ?kc,}/4
美中不足 'KNUPi|
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <UJ5n) }"\
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13．heart flower angry open ;cWFh4_
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14．go past no mistake past qI gb;=V
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15．小明：I am sorry! &eX^ll
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小明：I am sorry three! HBgt!D0MZ
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小明：I am sorry five! mv9@Az9
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16．If you want money,I have no; qznd '^[
if you want life,I have one! +t;j5\HS
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 9xUAfU
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18．you have two down son。 / CVhvK
你有两下子。 Y- c_ 2 )
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19．as far as you go to die u+vUv~4A6
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20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face Y+#Vz IZw
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