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2006-04-09 18:45 |
世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~
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01．we two who and who？ .f J8
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02．how are you ? how old are you? Qwpni^D8j
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ SPE)db 3
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03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you ]Z5m_-I
不鸟我，我也不鸟你 y#B=9Ri=z
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04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ QO}~"lMj
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ^+D/59I
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05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! *@' 'OyL
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07．You Give Me Stop!! ' r 7[9[
你给我站住！ je^VJ&ac
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08．know is know noknow is noknow =!q]0#
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09．WATCH SISTER pF8$83S
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! B{&W|z{$
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ _">F]ptI;
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die P^<3 Z)L
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13．heart flower angry open .)[E`a
心花怒放 HSNj
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14．go past no mistake past "'[M~Js
走过路过，不要错过 wA $7SWC
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15．小明：I am sorry! Bbs1U
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. c9 [{P~y
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18．you have two down son。 0J'^<G TL
你有两下子。 ?<t ?G
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19．as far as you go to die ]~ ]TZb
有多远，死多远！！！！ F'[Y.tA ,#
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20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xMk>r1U d
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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21. no three no four @lDnD%vZ`
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22. seven up eight down !QVhP+l'H
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